Crazy Doc

Three Filipino husbands living in America are talking about their respective Filipino wives. All three wives are working as professionals in America. And all three husbands have the same complaints: (1)that their wives leave their house dirty, (2)their wives leave their sink full of dirty dishes, (3)and there is no hot food on the dinner table. The three husbands decided to confront their respective wives and they agreed to meet again after two weeks to compare notes. Two weeks later the first husband said that he ordered his Accountant wife to clean their house regularly, towash their dishes everyday, and to have hot food onthe dinner table everyday. The first day he said that nothing happened. But on the second day he saw some improvement, and by the third day the house was clean,the dishes washed, and there was hot food on the dinner table! The second husband who is married to an Engineer said that he ordered his wife the samethings. The first day, he said, nothing happened. Buton the second day, he saw some improvement, and by the third day, their house was clean, the dishes washed,and there was hot food on the dinner table! Then the first two husbands turned to the third husband who is married to a Registered Nurse. Well, the third husband said, he ordered his Registered Nurse wife the same things. On the first day, he did not see a thing, on the second day he also did not see a thing, but by the third day, he said the swelling on his left eye had subsided enough that he saw their house still dirty,the dishes still unwashed, and there was still no hot food on the dinner table!
-From Elwyn Mallari, RN
San Francisco General Hospital